Total Medals Earned: 4,544 (From 636 different games.) Total Medal Score: 95,680 Points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (60/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (215/215 points)
Get 5,000 music sense
Make 5,000 dollars
Acquire 300 nostalgia points
Reach 6,000 hipness
Reach 150 intelligence
Obtain 300 irony
Become the best hipster you can be!
You finally made it into space!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (75/175 points)
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Fall about 5 meters
Medals Earned: 1/3 (50/85 points)
Complete the game with The Beast.
Complete the game with RoboJesus.
Complete the game with Damian.
Medals Earned: 31/33 (390/500 points)
Score at least 20/30 on ABC
score at least 15/30
Score Perfect on ABC test
Medals Earned: 11/14 (170/255 points)
Defeat the first boss.
Defeat the second boss.
Reach level 5.
Defeat the third boss.
Reach level 15.
Reach level 10.
Obtain every spell.
Find all of the secret powerups.
Reach level 20.
Get the strongest armor.
Get the strongest weapon.
Defeat the final boss.
Beat the game.
Reach level 25.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (280/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 190k and 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Score between 170k and 190k
Score over 210k
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/235 points)
Complete the game on Easy difficulty
Click a link on the music credits
Last for one minute on Endless Stairs
We don't put up with author self-inserts around here!
Take damage from the first two obstacles in a level, then complete the level with one health
Complete the game on Normal difficulty
Last for five minutes on Endless Stairs
Complete the game on Normal difficulty without taking damage
Last for ten minutes on Endless Stairs
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.